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July 20, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: Area Code 212

Tama Janowitz, if you haven’t heard of her, is a novelist who, as far as I can surmise, accidentally achieved it-girl status for awhile back in the 80s, because she happened to make friends with Andy Warhol and the two of them, plus another woman, had weekly ‘blind date’ dinners where each of them had to bring a likely date for the others (none of these dates ever worked out). After Warhol’s death, Janowitz faded from view, and it seems that whenever she opens her mouth nowadays, she pisses everyone off. She’s kind of Sarah Silverman-ish with the un-P.C. comments, although I don’t think Janowitz does it to provoke; it just doesn’t occur to her that anyone would bother to be offended.

I recently read a fat book of short, humorous essays by Janowitz, Area Code 212. The essays focus mainly on life in New York as a semi-famous but not particularly fashionable person, tiny dogs, ferrets, Janowitz’s adopted Chinese daughter, Prospect Park, Andy Warhol, unmanageable hair, and food. I thought most of them were great fun, although I think the entire book could be condensed into five long developed essays – a lot of these are repetitious and many of them blurbs that don’t seem to be at all thought out.  I’m pretty sure Janowitz would be a lot of fun to hang out with – though she was in the in-crowd at a hot time in NYC history, she mainly just exclaims about all the free fancy food she got to eat.

Area Code 212 is aptly named; Janowitz seems to be one of those people who came straight to NYC as soon as possible, and then never left it. The above list of topics could also serve as her bio. Still, if you have to narrow your entire scope to a single topic, New York – sprawling, ever-evolving – is a good one. New York is also one of those places that was always way more fun right before you got there. I am forever jealous of the many phases of its past, and wishing I had arrived in any earlier decade. Although, no matter when I came to NYC, I’d likely shy as far away from the scene as I do now, so it would probably make no difference.

July 20, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: Petropolis

I was leafing through my roommate’s Glamour whilst sitting on the pot the other day, and came across an article, in which some loser purchases a Ukrainian bride and doesn’t beat her. ‘I didn’t want a submissive woman,’ the dude defensively claims multiple times — just one 23 years his junior, vastly more attractive than him, and entirely economically dependent. This is presented as a great love story by the bought bride in question (who wrote the article), although Glamour does include a sidebar in which it admits that the vast majority of boughten brides are thoroughly beaten, raped, exploited and usually trafficked, rather than simply having to sleep with an ugly, old, socially inept dude once or twice a month in exchange for citizenship and keep. You might think that a women’s magazine would focus on the main problem of trafficked women, rather than highlight the rare happy exception, but perhaps that’s expecting too much from a fashion magazine.

Anyway, Petropolis by Anya Ulinich is about Sasha, a young woman who comes of age in the impoverished Asbestos 2 district of Russia. Her father booked it to America long ago, and her mother, stubbornly clinging to her status as a member of the intelligentsia even as post-Soviet Russia disintegrates around her, is determined Sasha become a successful artist. Art is the one area in which Sasha shows much interest and some small capability, but unfortunately, before she can do much with it, she gets pregnant at age 15. Her mother insists the newborn baby remain with her in Asbestos 2 while Sasha attends art school in Moscow, but Sasha is devastated by the separation from her daughter.

Impulsively, Sasha enrolls in a mail-order bride service and immediately decamps to Arizona with the vague idea of sending for her daughter. When her new husband turns out to be less financially capable than she’d hoped, she runs away, and begins an odyssey across America in search of her father that leads her much farther astray than she expected.

Petropolis is a charming book with a unique, believable and sympathetic heroine. Chubby, Jewish, biracial and Russian, Sasha fits in exactly nowhere, but then, no one she meets seems much more comfortable in their own skin than she is. From a young age, Sasha is forced to know herself and her priorities very well, so that, no matter how wild and unplanned her journey, she proceeds with sturdy fortitude and level head. An impoverished mail-order bride from a blighted town in middle-of-nowhere Russia, Sasha is the very definition of needy. But while she spends the entire book looking for aid, in the end, she doesn’t really end up finding (or needing) it. Ironically, it is Sasha herself who proves best able to help those she applies to, proving that impoverishment comes in all stripes and everyone everywhere – from Asbestos 2 to Brooklyn – gets a share.

July 9, 2009

I’ve Not Been Reading: Against Happiness

I was unable to make it past the first thirty-some pages of this ridiculous little book. Eric G. Wilson seems to confuse people’s behavior in public and in company with their innermost thoughts and private lives. Because people overwhelmingly try to be cheerful, impersonal good sports who make small talk around the water cooler at work, Wilson has written a book about how Americans have doped, numbed and otherwise blinded themselves to all the horrors of life, as well as the benefits of good old contemplative down time. Apparently, when someone says, “I’m fine,” Wilson takes them at their word, and assumes that’s all there is to them, and Against Happiness is written at about that level of understanding. I do think that American culture is overly averse to and avoidant of pain, so I was expecting to be the choir for this book, but the author’s observations of human behavior are entirely surface-level and generalized, and his arguments are condescending and shallow. Wilson writes as if he were a 14-year-old Goth. He also seems to have no sense of humor or self-awareness. To wit:

Look at what sort of people this culture is creating. I have seen them. You have too. They haunt the gaudy and garish spaces of the world and ignore the dark margins. They tilt their heads to the side, feign bemusement, and nod knowingly. They clinch their eyes in looks of concern. They blink a lot, bewildered.

In my experience, this is how people look when they’re hoping you’ll go away and leave them alone, so it doesn’t much surprise me that Wilson observes it in everyone.

Wilson cites a statistic saying that 85% of Americans say they are generally happy, which he takes as a further condemnation of our doped, forced cheeriness – particularly amusing to me, as usually you hear social criticism about how Americans are so entitled and dissatisfied that they are never happy with their lives, that no matter how much they get what they want, they are always wanting more.

“Aren’t some of us so smitten with the American dream that we have become brainwashed into believing that our sole purpose on this earth is to be happy?” asks Wilson in his introduction.

Well, no. Not really. I mean, I might say that we overvalue personal happiness. I would certainly say that we demand too much to make us happy (although, that 85% statistic makes me think twice). But I don’t think even my shallowest acquaintances would go so far as to say the purpose of life is to be happy. And anyway, what is meant by “happy” in that context? People say they just want to die happy, but I think they mean by that to die with a sense that they’ve lived fully, loved well, had some good times, and did the best work they could. Or whatever – they could mean anything, but Wilson doesn’t care what people mean, apparently. He’s constructed quite the chipper straw man for himself to lecture. Later, he himself describes truly experiencing sorrow as in itself “something akin to joy,” but apparently, he doesn’t credit other people who say they are “happy” with meaning anything beyond vapid, superficial cheer.  What Wilson fails to acknowledge is that being content and happy with your life does not mean you don’t experience pain, suffering, heartbreak or existential struggle – those things are all a part of a good life, though it’s unlikely you’d bring them up much at a cocktail party.

He also contradicts himself constantly (at times within a single paragraph!), and often employs the royal ‘we.’ Frankly, I’m amazed I made it as far as I did.

Also, a request: could some psychiatrist please take aside all the thinkers and writers, pundits and journalists in America and explain to them that depression (even mild depression) is not the same as sadness, and that SSRIs are not uppers? It’s true we are an over-medicated country, which is undoubtedly harmful to our health (and certainly our pocketbooks), but antidepressants are not happy pills. They don’t make people high, or give them a boost, or make it to where they don’t feel pain or sorrow. The only thing more widespread than the prescribing of SSRIs is apparently a complete and total misunderstanding among the public of what they actually do, what they’re for and how they work. In fact, Wilson is careful to differentiate between (a) depression as an interchangeable term for melancholia and (b) clinical depression in his introduction, but he goes on to assume that the vast majority of those medicated for depression are simply blue. Well, possibly, but that’s a giant, sweeping assumption, and Wilson should provide some basis for it. Rather, he assumes everyone agrees that this is true and proceeds to mention ‘happy pills’ about five times a page. But antidepressants are not painkillers any more than they are uppers – they don’t work that way. You could argue that we drink too much, smoke too much weed, but Wilson doesn’t mention this (at least not in the first 40 pages). He specifically says that it’s not his intent to romanticize clinical depression, but then he rues the possible loss of “half-cracked geniuses.”

Now, look, obviously a lot of great artists, writers and the like have suffered (and usually, eventually died) from terrible psychological conditions, and it’s no new thing to muse over whether, had so-and-so been medicated, we would have been deprived of such-and-such great work of art or literature. But if it were a choice between a medicated Virginia Woolf and Mrs. Dalloway, the decision would be Virginia Woolf’s, not ours. She might have made a valid choice either way, but simply because she was capable of great writing does not mean that she owed it to us at the expense of her life. If she’d had the option to staunch her depression at the risk of blocking her creativity, that would be her choice and we couldn’t make it for her. And Wilson would be a real asshole to criticize Woolf if she chose her own health (and yes, happiness) over her productivity…unless he were similarly possessed of crippling depression and fervid genius and so knew whereof he spoke, but judging by this book, I doubt it’s a choice he’ll ever face.

July 7, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: Don’t Get Too Comfortable

Attention, male writers: unless you particularly plan to alienate your readership, try not to cram a bunch of pointless derogatory comments about women into the first ten pages of your book, unless that’s really what you’re all about. I’ve noticed this with a number of books lately – I’ll get all alienated in the first chapter, and decide not to read the rest, and then keep going only to find the entire rest of the book totally devoid of casual misogyny. It’s so weird! I noticed this in Lost Cosmonaut, and now here in David Rakoff’s book of humorous essays, Don’t Get Too Comfortable. In the first essay, “Love It or Leave It,” about applying for citizenship during the latter Bush administration, on page 2, we have:

After twenty-two years, it seemed a little bit coy to still be playing the Canadian card. I felt like the butt of the joke about the proper lady who, when asked if she would have sex with a strange man for a million dollars, allows that yes she would do it. But when asked if she would do the same thing for a can of Schlitz and a plastic sleeve of beer nuts, reels back with an affronted, ‘What do you think I am?’ to which the response is, ‘Madam, we have already established what you are. Now we’re just quibbling about the price.’

On page 7, Barbara Bush the Younger is described (to absolutely no point whatsoever) as “W’s liquor-swilling, Girl Gone Wild, human ashtray of a daughter.” Particularly gratuitous, as Rakoff’s real beef is with Barbara, Sr. (page 8: “Stupid fucking cow.”).

Admittedly, on page 8, we do have a derogatory physical description of a man: “The hairy-knuckled, pinkie-ringed lawyer for a Vietnamese fellow behind me….” No mention of the man’s genitals, of course, or sexual appeal or lack thereof, but still, not exactly a flattering comment. But then on page 9, we’re back to women, describing a “Russian woman in her early forties” who has the misfortune to be standing on line nearby:

She wears painted-on acid-wash jeans, white stilettos, and a tight blouse of sheer leopard-print fabric. The sleeves are designed as a series of irregular tatters clinging to her arms, as if she’s just come from tearing the hide off the back of an actual leopard. A really slutty leopard.

It’s safe to assume that leopard was also female.

But here on page 9, we also have our first woman appear without being described physically, or with any tossed-off, irrelevant sexual slurs attached to her person. This is Agent Morales, who interviews Rakoff for citizenship. Then, by page 11, we’re on to Rakoff’s friend, Sarah (who, based on her introduction as “a self-described civics nerd,” I’m assuming is Sarah Vowell), and nobody describes their friends as pointless and/or distasteful vaginas, so we’re in the clear.

And that’s it, for the rest of the book’s 222 pages: no more offensive comments about women, at least not that reached out of the pages and slapped me, like these first ones. In fact, I really enjoyed the book after page 10. The essays were tart, well-written, observant and entertaining. Why the packed in slurs up front?

So, the moral here is: writers and editors (whether male, female, gay, straight or other): when you have your manuscript all ready for publishing, go through at least the first twenty pages or so, with an eye to how you describe or comment on any women mentioned, as contrasted with how you describe or comment on any men. If you note that every, single woman you bring up is described as a slut, a bitch, a stupid bimbo, a nag, or has been physically detailed for no specific reason (ugly, fat, wart-faced, saggy-boobed, clothes too tight, past her prime, sex on legs, etc.), and that every man is described in terms of his personality traits and actions, then think about whether or not you genuinely want half the population to toss you and your book right out at that point. Because not all readers are as patient as I am. A lot of women won’t make it to page 11. And I’d like to think some men wouldn’t either.

I really don’t direct the above rant particularly at David Rakoff. His is only the most recent book I’ve read to follow this off-putting pattern. But really, Don’t Get Too Comfortable is great otherwise. Rakoff is a sharp and articulate social satirist, and his targets aren’t the easy ones. If there is a unifying theme to these essays, I would say it is what we desire and what we buy, and why, and what we tell ourselves about it, with occasional diversions into the weird and often unpleasant things people like to do for fun. He has drawn a bead on class hypocrisy, and conspicuous consumption. He covers foodies, high fashion, fasting, plastic surgery, cryogenics and Puppetry of the Penis. He goes along on a Playboy shoot, attends a midnight scavenger hunt in Manhattan, forages for edible plants in Prospect Park and works as a pool boy at an upscale resort. He waits outside the Today Show, visits Martha Stewart’s crafts department, and shadows the director of the mystifying Log Cabin Republicans.

Fun stuff, all. With the above-mentioned caveat, I’d recommend it.

July 6, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: The Disappointment Artist

The essays in Jonathan Lethem’s The Disappointment Artist are all very well written, and interesting, more or less. But yet, something about them bothered me, and I think I put my finger on it right around the time Lethem mentioned that when he was a kid in Brooklyn, he used to ride the subway every day to his performing arts school, with his friend and classmate, Lynn Nottage. Many of the essays in this book concern New York City, and life in New York City. The rest are meditations on books and movies.

Lethem was raised by a well-known painter. His mother died when he was 13. He lived in a commune for part of his upbringing. He spent his childhood surrounded by his parents’ Bohemian friends, and went to an arts high school in New York with a bunch of other students who have gone on to be known names. They were raised in an interesting place by interesting people, and taught from a young age that they were bound to be interesting themselves. In the same way as some people are raised in wealth, others are raised in art, and all these writers, playwrights, actors, etc. were to the manor born. There’s nothing wrong with Lethem’s writing or what he’s writing about, and it’s not like he’s never left New York – why, he went to Bennington, then lived in California! – but yet, I was bored by his well-written meditations on the various movies, writers and filmmakers that shaped him, as well as his experiences in a Brooklyn not sufficiently long gone to be so nostalgic about (Lethem was only about 40 when this essay collection was published).

You do not have to live an interesting life in order to be an interesting writer. Perhaps you have to live an interesting life to be an interesting personal essayist, however, or, barring that, at least be really funny. Certainly, you can write great fiction no matter how narrow and dull your circle, and Lethem has mostly been feted for his novels, none of which I’ve read, although I plan to at some point. Reading these essays, however, made me feel like I was sitting in a grad school MFA workshop listening to everyone read essays about being graduate MFA students, and reminiscing fondly about those long-ago days when they were but callow undergrads.

John Leonard in the New York Review of Books:

I’m glad to learn from The Disappointment Artist that Lethem’s father is more interesting than Dylan’s was; that his mother, unlike Dylan’s, didn’t abandon her boy out of narcissism; that Jonathan, unlike Dylan, has siblings. And I am sorry that none of us can fly, besides which we’re opaque. But it is time this gifted writer closed his comic books for good. Superpowers are not what magic realism was about in Bulgakov, Kobo Abe, Salman Rushdie, or the Latin American flying carpets. That Michael Chabon and Paul Auster have gone graphic, that one Jonathan, Lethem, writes on and on about John Ford, while another Jonathan, Franzen, writes on and on about “Peanuts,” even as Rick Moody confides to the Times Book Review that “comics are currently better at the sociology of the intimate gesture than literary fiction is,” may just mean that the slick magazines with the scratch and sniff ads for vodka and opium are willing to pay a bundle for bombast about ephemera.

But all of it makes me itch. Welcome to New Dork! We have been airpopped and multimediated unto inanity and pastiche.

June 7, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: You Remind Me of Me

Troy Timmens is a hard-luck soul. His ex-wife was a hard-core drug addict, and ran off, leaving him with their son, Loomis, a steady, serious, well-behaved little boy. Troy supplements his income working as a bartender with a modest amount of drug selling. When he’s busted one night, his son is given to his mother-in-law, Judy, and he’s placed under house arrest for a year. Judy despises Troy and will not allow him any contact with his son. Troy fears he will not be able to regain custody.

Jonah Dolye is a much harder-luck soul. As a small boy being raised by his ancient grandfather and mentally ill mother, Nora Doyle, Jonah is severely mauled by the family’s Doberman. Years later, after his mother’s suicide, Jonah moves to Chicago with few job skills and fewer social skills, to earn a degree and try to make some social connections. When he fails on both counts, he hires an agency to locate his half-brother, given up for adoption by his mother in the ’60s, in hopes that the biological link will somehow provide him with family.

Dan Chaon’s You Remind Me of Me is about connections, both forged and forced, and about the difficulty of jolting our lives out of a track. It is a very good book, particularly in the carefully drawn characters, but after finishing it, I was struck with how little humor there is in it. At all. Not that that’s a bad thing, necessarily, but it’s just surprising to me – you rarely see a book that so steadily refrains from even a single moment of wryness or sarcasm. Both Jonah and Troy get one hard knock after another, but neither of them ever displays a tint of self-aware levity about it all. Chaon’s book questions whether nature or circumstances contributes more to our fate, but perhaps the biggest shared characteristic of Troy and Jonah is their utter inability to step outside themselves for a minute.

June 7, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: The World Below

Finding herself divorced for the second time, Catherine Hubbard quits her job as a schoolteacher in San Francisco, and returns to her grandmother Georgia’s long-abandoned Vermont house to lick her wounds. Cath, whose mother killed herself, grew up at her grandparents’, and she has fond memories of their idyllic marriage and peaceful, uncomplicated lives. Holed up in the old house, Cath reads through Georgia’s old diaries and discovers that the roots of her grandparents’ relationship were not as innocent and simple as she had assumed. Georgia had a secret that so defined her and her options in her own time, that it is positively infuriating and heartbreaking to read in our time, and the perceived simplicity of her life was a result of the smothering narrowness of her options. As Georgia’s story unfolds, Cath learns that peace and placidity are only achieved through stern determination.

If you wonder how Cath feels or what she thinks about any of this, she will tell you: in great detail and in great length until there is not a single shade of thought or emotion left for you to intuit. This narrator explains, explains, explains. In The World Below, Sue Miller leaves no chance for even the most obtuse reader to miss a single aspect of her point, and as a result, the book exhausted me. I felt like I had been forced to listen to a very loquacious person tell me a five-minute story over several hours. While Georgia’s story is interesting, the majority of the novel is Cath nattering on and on about herself, until you begin to wonder why you ever made friends with this woman and when you’ll ever be able to get off the phone. The novel is rich, with an impressive structure, artful parallels and careful details; unfortunately, Miller’s narrator won’t shut up long enough for the reader to appreciate them.

June 7, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: His Illegal Self

Peter Carey’s His Illegal Self is the story of Dial, a young woman on the verge of accepting an assistant professorship at Vassar, who, through a combination mix-up and framing, finds herself fleeing to Australia with the son of a wealthy and notorious family she has accidentally abducted. Dial and the boy, Che, find refuge in a primitive hippie commune in the outback. They live there for years, as Dial tries to reconcile herself to the direction her life has taken, and Che struggles to discover who his real parents are.

Set against a backdrop of the chaotic activism and political turbulence of the ’60s and ’70s, the book focuses on a quieter and more remote – but no less fraught and significant – conflict between individuals. Unfortunately, Carey often employs a sort of odd, self-conscious muddling tone – in such passages, he seems to be willfully obscuring his meaning to make it seem more significant, and he’s inconsistent with it, so that the tone becomes extremely jarring and distracting. I ought to give some examples of what I’m talking about here, but sadly, I’ve already returned the book to the library. Despite the confusing style, however, His Illegal Self is a unique and beautiful novel about the basis for human connections, about what makes people family, what makes them belong to one another.

June 7, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: The Last Novel

David Markson’s The Last Novel is a 200-some page book consisting entirely of factoids about various artists of all kinds and their failures, periods of stagnation, tragedies, thwartings, impoverishments, loneliness, setbacks and deaths. At the back of all this is a protagonist, a novelist who’s about done with writing, but he is only seen in relief, framed by the endless parade of trivia. Amazingly, the book is a roaring good read despite its total lack of story or overt presence of character or conflict. Or perhaps I just loved it, because reading about the failures of great and miserable geniuses is one of my keenest pleasures. Apparently, this book is the last in a trilogy, but I don’t feel I lost anything by starting with this one.

June 7, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: The Lazarus Project

In 1908, a Jewish immigrant, Lazarus Averbuch, is shot to death by the Chicago chief of police.  In the present day, Vladimir Brik, a Bosnian-born writer living in Chicago, secures a grant to travel to Eastern Europe to investigate Averbuch’s death.  Aleksandar Hemon’s The Lazarus Project follows the stories of these two men.  Averbuch’s death sets off a citywide investigation into the anarchic activities of the Jewish community.  Averbuch’s unfortunate sister, Olga, is left behind to be relentlessly hounded and abused by investigators and reporters, while she tries to secure a dignified burial for her brother’s body.

Meanwhile, Brik engages the services of a Bosnian photographer, Rora, and heads East to spend his grant money and, if not discover the truth about Averbuch, to hopefully learn about his own roots, his own feelings of rootlessness.  Hemon’s novel is not the first to feature descendants of American immigrants delving into their ancestors’ shadowy histories in hopes of assuaging their own feelings of cultural displacement.  It is also not the best.  The flashback sections featuring Olga’s terrible story make for a good book, but the sections featuring Brik seem pointless and uncertain, although Rora is a hilarious character, and I always love to recognize Chicago locations in literature (there’s a scene set in the Kopi Cafe!).  I’m not sure why the critical reception for this book was so overwhelmingly positive.  I enjoyed reading it, but it left no impression on me.

June 7, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: Amsterdam

I have now read two books by Ian McEwan, and while I found Atonement so accomplished a novel that I didn’t see the point in my ever trying to write anything ever again, Amsterdam, I’m sad to say, is less intimidating an achievement. Vernon Halliday, newspaper editor, and Clive Lenley, famous composer, meet at a past lover’s funeral. Molly Lane has died of a slow and undignified disease, and the two old friends agree that they will each euthanize the other before he could come to such a pass. All the various elements of Amsterdam hang together properly, but there’s no flesh on the skeleton – the plot is predictable and unconvincing, the characters are wooden and uninteresting, and while the novel was published in 1999, the social satire already seems outdated and irrelevant. It’s not that the book is bad, exactly; it’s just that it isn’t great. I still think, however, that McEwan is too good a writer for me to hope to emulate on any level, and still plan to read all of his other books.

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June 7, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: Lost Cosmonaut

Have you heard of Tatarstan, Kalmykia, Mari El or Udmurtia? Daniel Kalder bets you haven’t. In his travelogue, Lost Cosmonaut, he journeys to all four of these small republics in the wasteland of Southwestern Russia in search of nothingness. For Kalder (and for the reader), these locations’ complete and total lack of anything of interest makes them bizarrely fascinating travel destinations.

For the first dozen or so pages of Lost Cosmonaut, I found Kalder to be an annoyingly central narrator, but once he gets into the book, his tone becomes less forced and show-offy, and the rest of this travel narrative is as witty and informative as it is bizarre. Russia is one of the few countries that hard-core travelers will dissuade you from exploring – “Seriously,” they’ll promise. “See Moscow and St. Petersburg, but that’s it.” – and as such, I’ve always been curious about it. Thanks to Kalder, I now know that out there in all the bleak vastness, there are indeed some oddities scattered about: embalmed babies, a “city” built entirely for chess, mail-order bride warehouses, pagan rituals, and earnest community theater.

June 5, 2009

On Class

Apparently, they’re making a movie out of Kazuo Ishiguro’s Never Let Me Go (starring Keira Knightley). If you haven’t read it, it’s about a group of clones in Britain bred to be harvested for organs. The clones make up a specific social class, and the appropriate ways in which they are and are not permitted to interact in British society is eerily familiar to, well, any regular class division. Which leads this blogger to the observation that:

. . . it’s the way the British class system works—it’s not got much to do with money, nothing stops people from going where they don’t belong except their sense that it isn’t where they belong. This is the inexorable pressure that keeps Ishiguro’s clones where they belong, and it’s a lot scarier than barbed wire and dogs.

And this blogger, responding to that one, remarks:

Living in the US is more interesting still. The Irish experience – a small country where you very nearly know everyone, and everyone very nearly knows you (or at least, can place your family and mutual connections within a few minutes of starting to talk to you – Kieran had a post on this years ago) is probably quite foreign to most Americans. And getting away from it is liberating – it’s nice to live in a place where nobody knows about your background, and nobody would care if they did know.

Wh-what?!?!

Now, we may not have India’s caste system or Britain’s social shame, but class is indeed around in America. From the ancient yet still persisting rigid divisions of the Old South (Wilkes’s (old money upper), O’Hara’s (new money land-owning ascendant), Yankees (new money working class), Slattery’s (white trash), black people (slaves); and see also: Atticus attempting to explain to Scout why her friendliness to Walter Cunningham must be tinged with condescension in order to be truly appropriate) to the stratification of neighborhoods in Manhattan and Chicago (which I won’t go into), class has been alive and well everywhere I’ve lived. And from The Official Preppy Handbook to Stuff White People Like, the curious trappings and poses of class have always made for entertaining tongue-in-cheek social criticism. And now we have The Return of the Player by Michael Tolkin, reviewed here in The Atlantic by Sandra Tsing Loh:

Fussell’s topmost denizens were “out of sight” in hilltop manses at the end of long, curving driveways. The billionaires in Michael Tolkin’s hilariously mordant The Return of the Player are even farther out, prow-jousting at sea in their satellite-technology-equipped yachts. Indeed, this novel is such a teeth-gnashingly precise class almanac, that Tolkin should surely replace Tom Wolfe as our modern-day high-society-anxiety chronicler (at least of the West Coast variety).

Successful artists and writers (although not dancers or actors, and musicians only sometimes) have always been curiously exempt from social class rankings, haven’t they? According to Loh’s article, a group of X individuals (basically, whatever current generation of the upper-middle class just graduated from college) are the new classless. . . which is interesting, since it used to be that real artists could escape class by virtue of their accomplishments, and now apparently, pseudo-artists escape class by virtue of their postures.

The first 3/4′s of Loh’s article are very funny, but she spends the last 1/4 mocking some strawman group of young snobs that she seems to feel are having way more fun than she is and deserve a good kick in the pants. As always, my living in New York might skew my perspective, but the members of the “X” group I know have always already been living just like Loh predicts they will be forced to since the downturn. And incidentally, among the many contributing causes to the economic crash, I do not think that the “prized self-­expression and . . . embrace of personal choice” of Xers is even slightly responsible for “the collapse of capitalism.” Come on. My generation is hardly the first to have a little fun before it settled down to reproducing.

According to Richard Florida, there are three basic classes these days: working, service and creative. Florida studies the amount of each class in various countries to determine what affect stratification has on economic output, technological innovation, entrepreneurship and happiness. I won’t keep you in suspense: you’ll surely be shocked to hear that the “creative class” sweeps every category. Oddly, my own social class – the “bystanding class” – is not addressed.

Of course, one significant marker of social class is beginning to dissolve: we are all pretty much wearing jeans and Ts now, regardless of age, occupation or social station. This is absolutely horrifying to cranky old men like George Will, who now have no easy way to tell who’s important enough for them to pay attention to:

Denim is the carefully calculated costume of people eager to communicate indifference to appearances. But the appearances that people choose to present in public are cues from which we make inferences about their maturity and respect for those to whom they are presenting themselves.

Aw! If everyone wears jeans, how can George Will tell if people are presenting themselves to him with respect or with impudence? Just be glad they’re still presenting at all, George, that’s all I can say.

June 5, 2009

On Beckett

Perhaps we’ll all burst forth Samuel Becketts one day:

En attendant, Beckett writes self-­admittedly “pestilential” letters about waiting. In Dublin, he records the “fruitless retreat from Monday to Friday and then the degrading cotton wool interpolation of the weekend” and acknowledges that he’s “more than ever frightened by the prospect of effort, initiative & even the little self-assertion of getting about from one place to another.” In London, he sleeps “more and more — 10 hours at a stretch. I wish it were 20.” In Paris, he is “paralyzed in listlessness” and has “done nothing.”

Certainly describes my year.

Also this:

Laid upon this bare outline, in the course of the letters, is a palimpsest of all the other things that Beckett could have done, or sought to do, but never did. He put in for lectureships at Cape Town and Milan, though with little expectation, or even hope, of success. “Now that I have assembled testimonials,” he wrote of the South African plan, in 1937, “I am in a position to abstain from applying.”

June 5, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt

I have a very discerning friend whose recommendations are always welcome because, while there are many worthwhile things she’ll likely not appreciate because her standards for everything are too high, it is certain that anything she does applaud will most certainly be fantastic. I am always looking for a real page-turner of a non-fiction book, and she’s especially adept at sniffing these out. One of her favorite books is Edmund Morris’s The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt, and I don’t know why it took me this long to get around to reading it, because once again, she was right on the money. I tore through this biography, which is interesting, funny, involving and inspirational. If you can read this book and not fall in love with TR, I’ll buy you lunch.

Theodore Roosevelt certainly had his faults, both as a man and as a politician, but it’s doubtful if anybody ever wrung more experiences out of a single, mortal life. This book – the first of two TR biographies by Morris – covers TR’s life from 1858 to 1901, from his birth to just before he assumed the Presidency. Through Morris’s flattering narrative, TR emerges as a dynamo of boundless energy and ceaseless activity. He is ruggedly masculine and effortlessly abstemious, half-Earnest Hemingway, half-Andy Griffith.

Morris follows Teddy from his sickly childhood in New York, to college at Harvard, to the New York State Assembly, to his ranches in the Dakota badlands, to Washington (where he served as US Civil Service Commissioner), back to NYC (where he serves as Police Commissioner), to DC again (where he becomes Assistant Secretary of the Navy), to Cuba at the head of the Rough Riders, to the Governorship of New York, to the Vice Presidency. During this period, TR also publishes twelve, heavily researched books; reads at least one book a day; marries twice, is widowed once and fathers six children; all the while taking multiple grand tours of Europe, and going on yearly hunting expeditions and camping trips, among other things. At the end of this period, he is 42. Surely, his astonishing prolificacy could make the busiest productivity guru feel like an underachiever.

Here’s an example of TR’s daily schedule while on the campaign trail:

7:00am Breakfast

7:30am A speech

8:00am Reading a historical work

9:00am A speech

10:00am Dictating letters

11:00am Discussing Montana mines

11:30am A speech

12:00 Reading an ornithological work

12:30pm A speech

1:00pm Lunch

1:30pm A speech

2:30pm Reading Sir Walter Scott

3:00pm Answering telegrams

3:45pm A speech

4:00pm Meeting the press

4:30pm Reading

5:00pm A speech

6:00pm Reading

7:00pm Supper

8-10pm Speaking

11:00pm Reading alone in his car

12:00 To bed

Meanwhile, I work four hours a day, sleep twelve hours a night and can barely function. Guess I’ll never be President.

May 31, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: The Winter Zoo

Faced with a girlfriend on the verge of delivering his child, Gurney flees the delivery room and goes to live with his cousin, Jane, in Poland, where she’s hanging out. Krakow in 1990 is a pretty bleak place to be, but Gurney and Jane have a long history of playing doctor, so he thinks crashing there might not be too bad. Soon enough, Gurney becomes involved in the small, incestuous expat community. He works in the local casino and begins an affair with a fairly cooperative bisexual grad student (who worships earthworms). As he becomes drawn ever deeper into the lives of his new friends, however, Gurney becomes aware of the secret levels of corruption and intrigue between them – these people are in Poland for a reason. Blood is spilled, money is exchanged, lies are told, and Gurney soon finds himself a marked man with nowhere to run.

John Beckman’s The Winter Zoo begins with an unlikeable protagonist and the usual one-dimensional female characters (consisting solely of two quirks and a vagina), and dissolves in the end into a surreal, meandering dreamscape* with no discernible point. The picture Beckman paints of Krakow after the fall of Communism is interesting and convincing, but his attempted descriptions of human beings and their affairs would benefit from more in-depth research.

(*The Kubrick-esque orgy at the end is nearly identical in tone and placement to the similarly random and bizarre orgy scene in Gregory Maguire’s Wicked – so much so that I wonder if these two authors attended the same MFA program.)

May 31, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: The Magic Mountain

In the years before the outbreak of World War I, a young man named Hans Castorp takes a train into the Swiss Alps to visit his cousin, Joachim, at a remote tuberculosis sanatorium. He does not come down for seven years. This is the simple premise of Thomas Mann’s epic tome (which I read all of, thanks very much [John E. Woods, trans.]), and he manages to expand this small environment into a concentrated illustration of early twentieth-century Europe, with all of its competing religious, political and cultural philosophies.

Hans is a well-meaning, chipper, Winnie-ther-Poohish sort of guy – pompous and mockable, yet generally open and interested in everyone he meets: from Joachim, the soldier who simply wants to return to duty; Settembrini, the Italian intellectual who fights to win Hans’s mind to the side of rationalism and humanism in his endless debates with the doctrinnaire Jesuit, Naphta; Clavdia, a resourceful and practical Russian who Hans worships unrequitedly; Doctor Behrens, who rules over the patients and swings unpredictably from crowing arrogance to petulant anger; and Peeperkorn, Clavdia’s Dutch lover, a drunken, jovial Bacchus, who captivates all with his vitality and hospitality.

During his tenure on the mountain, Hans forms loyalties and breaks them. He falls in love, develops hero-worships, becomes disenchated. He ruminates and debates every topic under the sun, informed by new ideas put forth by Freud, Einstein and other contemporary thinkers. Occasionally, Hans ventures alone into the natural world surrounding the sanitorium, and on such jaunts, he experiences both grand spiritual realizations and taxing physical punishments. With the introduction of a phonograph to the rec room, he becomes an obsessive audiophile.

Not easily categorized, TMM is part allegory, part parody, part philosophic meditation, part picaresque (without the journey). It is also in large part a meditation on the nature of time. Hans constantly remarks on the passing of time – how it speeds or slows depending on one’s level of activity. The patients are all required to carry thermometers with them at all time (called their ‘silent sisters’), and each day, the ten minutes during which Hans takes his temperature serves as a sort of meditation, in which time passes so slowly that this part of the day seems the longest and most substantial. The members of the sanatorium on the mountain live under the constantly hovering specter of death, but they seldom acknowledge it. The deceased are whisked away at opportune moments, unmourned and unobserved. Each character has strong opinions on the relation between external and internal health and decay, on the importance or unimportance of the corporeal human body, and on the nobility or baseness of physical illness itself. Toward the end of the novel, Hans makes a point of attending to the terminally ill patients, by doing favors for them, bringing them flowers and taking them on little jaunts. This charitable attention is viewed with suspicion and derision by many of the others.

The protagonist’s education on the mountain illustrates Mann’s belief that to be truly fit for life, one must first pass through a period of illness and death. As Hans suffers and recovers from both tuberculosis and existential confusion, so Europe prepares to pass through war and turmoil into a new modernity. When Hans at long last returns to the “flatlands” below the Magic Mountain, it is to a Europe decimated by a war that will forever alter it:

With appropriately lowered voice, we shall say that the thunderbolt itself (with which we are all familiar) was the deafening detonation of great destructive masses of accumulated stupor and petulance. It was, to speak in subdued, respectful tones, a historic thunderclap that shook the foundations of the earth; but for us it is the thunderbolt that bursts open the magic mountain and rudely sets its entranced sleeper outside the gates. There he sits in the grass, sheepishly rubbing his eyes, like a man who, despite many an admonition, has failed to read the daily papers.

A great deal of this book is excruciatingly dull to wade through – particularly the frequent and interminable circular philosophical debates between Settembrini and Naphta, which makes you want to reach into the book and bash their heads together – but the ambition and scope of the thing cannot be denied. It’s one of those reading experiences that is best upon reflection. Like paintings that are random splotches of color up close, but amazingly detailed landscapes from a distance, some books are tiresome by the page, but rewarding in the aggregate.

May 19, 2009

On the Kindle

Initially, as with most new tech gadgets, I didn’t understand how this device was any different from a small portable internet thing, like an iphone or a blackberry, or anything else.  As far as books go, I much prefer to read them in 3-D.  But then, somebody raved about how with the Kindle, you can lie in bed and read without your arms getting tired.  And I thought, well, that alone is reason enough to want one.  Then, I thought about backpacking and how toting books (and finding good English-language books) was a huge hassle, and thought, well, that’s a really good reason to want one.

But then I looked at the offerings on Amazon, and they hardly had any of the titles on my book list.  Meanwhile, titles are around $10, and I’ve been a devoted library user for a couple of years now.  With the library system, the selection is much, much better and it’s entirely free.  The only annoying part is, I can’t make notes in the margins and anything in the book I might want to refer to later for whatever reason, I have to type out before I return it.  With the Kindle, I suppose that would not be a problem, although I don’t recall if there’s a feature where you can make margin notes, but I’m sure if there isn’t, there will be eventually.  So, I think I’d probably like to have one, once they expand the selection of available titles.

However, today I read this:

As widely reported, Amazon.com opened the floodgates last week, making it easy for weblogs to get on Kindle. Like their Marketplace-model, this is an easy way for them to make money as the middleman, at little cost and trouble: as they take a whopping 70% of the subscription price Kindle owners are willing to pay for this content — a price Amazon reserves the right to set (i.e. no giving away your blog for free or at a token price) — they should fare fairly well, even if not too many people subscribe. 

I really can’t see paying to read blogs on a Kindle that I already read for free all day long on the computer (or portable internet device of any other type other than the Kindle).  There’s been a disturbing amount of consensus lately (amongst All Them who blog and so forth) that the honeyed days of bountiful free online content are coming rapidly to an end, and that – however incrementally - providers are going to start charging for content.  Perish the thought. 

Honestly, I love blogs, but they’re rather an unhealthy and time-consuming addiction for me.  If my free supply were to be cut off, I don’t think I would pay for it – first of all, because I rarely pay for anything ever (the only time I ever listened to music was during the brief Napster window), and secondly, because I really shouldn’t be spending so much time reading blogs in the first place.  It’s good to keep abreast of current events, but I ought to be reading books, or writing, or figuring out why my life is lazily whirling in an eddy.  Plus, once you’ve paid for something, it starts to feel like a guilty obligation, as anyone who’s ever watched their New Yorkers pile up knows.  I don’t subscribe to magazines anymore, because the stacks of them are a constant reprove, and if I paid for online content, unread posts would be the same. 

On the plus side, I’ve noticed that a lot of blogs I subscribe to in my RSS feed that previously only put the title of posts and a short summary line in the feed have switched to displaying entire posts in the feed, which I much, much prefer.  As the blog I linked to above explains, this is likely because they are preparing to offer themselves up to Kindle.  Well, whatever.  I’ll keep flipping through my RSS as long as it’s free and easy to do so. 

And when things change, they change.

May 16, 2009

I’ve Been Reading: The Elegance of the Hedgehog

I always approach translated novels with a grain of salt. I have a very smart friend who refuses to read them, because he doesn’t think he can truly get the author’s intent, and while I understand his point of view, I’m not willing to limit myself so severely. I just keep in mind that whatever I’m getting is not as good as the novel is meant to be. Even with foreign films, it’s a bit easier to understand the real intent, because the actors are speaking in the language, and you can sort of see where the subtitles convey the meaning, and where they’re just sort of there. You can get the gist. But with a translated novel, there’s no trace of the original before the translator worked on it, so if something isn’t really conveyed, you’ll never know it.

That said, I really enjoyed Muriel Barbery’s The Elegance of the Hedgehog (trans. Alison Anderson). Madame Renee Michel is a smart concierge from a rural, lower-class family. She hides her intelligence from the buildings’ wealthy tenants, and smolders at what she believes is the necessity of doing so. Meanwhile, Paloma Josse, a young girl who lives in the building, also hides her intelligence (and precocious cynicism) from her family. Like Madame Michel, she resents those around her for failing to penetrate her facade. But then, Monsieur Kakuro Ozu moves into the building. He is a friendly, open, charismatic Japanese man, and he becomes interested in both Madame Michel and Paloma, and helps them to become notice each other, and (eventually) everybody else. Ultimately, the story ends tragically, but it’s a good, cozy kind of sad.

The novel is about the ways in which intelligence can alienate one from others, but wisdom can reconnect one again.

I didn’t really relate to the intensity of Madame Michel’s class-based inferiority complex. Perhaps my being an American makes this difficult for me to understand. I don’t know that much about France, but am surprised to hear that someone born into an uneducated, rural family, who was able intellectually to rise above their station, would still feel sufficiently constrained by their social class that they would have to pretend to be a moron to avoid offending people. While we’re certainly classist in this country, the ability to converse, read and write with the best of them would permit most people to mobilize upwards without rocking anyone’s world.

Helen DeWitt’s The Last Samurai is also a novel about the limits of intelligence. I fucking loved this book.

Sibylla has a one-night stand because she can’t think of a polite way to get out of having it, and ends up raising Ludo, a genius with an insatiable hunger for stimulation. Sibylla’s main problem is, she has to make their money by typing boring periodicals into a database, and is paid by the piece, so she must choose between ignoring her restless young son and failing to make rent. They spend a lot of time riding around on the subway, and Sibylla teaches Ludo a number of languages in an attempt to start him on something absorbing that he can then continue on independently. Public school, needless to say, turns out to be a non-starter for Ludo. The first half of the book is narrated by Sibylla, who is a fascinating and entertaining character, the more so because she is not very likable. She seems almost autistic in her inability to truly connect with or become interested in other people, but at the same time, she is anxious not to hurt or offend anyone (thus sleeping with Ludo’s father, rather than risk the social awkwardness of rejecting him).

As Ludo ages, he eventually takes over the narration entirely, and his main desire is to figure out who his father is. He knows that he’s a travel writer, and the second half of the book is concerned entirely with Ludo’s search. While Ludo finds his biological father immediately, he feels no true kinship with the man, and continues to search for a true father, ‘trying on’ six other fascinating men with varying degrees of success. Ultimately, Ludo realizes that his most pressing problem is not forming new deep personal connections, but saving the only one he already has. In the end, Sibylla and Ludo are harmed by their undeniable gifts: they are bored, economically thwarted, and socially isolated. Some of Ludo’s father figures are deeply gifted, others are not, and sadly, those who have the most to offer do not manage to get the most out of life. In The Last Samurai, the world is not a welcoming place for outstanding people.

Earlier, I mentioned my distrust of the ability of translations to truly convey authors’ intent. Sibylla, a scholar of languages, spends much of TLS mourning the limitations of writing only in one language at a time. She believes that in literature of the future, the word used to convey an idea will be the word best suited to the meaning, regardless of which language that word is found in.

Both of these novels dealt with suicide – Paloma carefully plots her own suicide, which she plans to commit on her birthday, unless the world can convince her it’s worth living in by that time. One of Ludo’s fathers commits suicide, and, Sibylla having attempted it in the past, her doing so is a major worry for him. While reading these two novels, I also watched The Bridge, which is a documentary about people throwing themselves off the Golden Gate Bridge. It’s a pretty straightforward documentary, entirely consisting of interviews of the family members of several people who’ve died in this way, and of people who’d thwarted or observed suicides on the bridge. It seemed to me as if most people interviewed either entirely understood the state of mind that leads to suicide, or couldn’t at all comprehend what could possibly lead someone to take their own life. While I’ve certainly never been suicidal (teenage angst and Bell Jar worshiping aside), it surprises me that many people are apparently so unfamiliar with anything approaching suicidal depression that they can’t even imagine it. I found that very refreshing, and was most interested in hearing the interviews with people who were thoroughly mystified by friends or family members having jumped.

Actually, we don’t really know why people commit suicide. This interesting article (via MR), focusing on the high correlation between anorexia and suicides, lists some factors that seem consistent:

In essence, Joiner proposed that people who kill themselves must meet two sets of conditions on top of feeling depressed and hopeless. First, they must have a serious desire to die. This usually comes about when people feel they are an intolerable burden on others, while also feeling isolated from people who might provide a sense of belonging.

Second, and most important, people who succeed in killing themselves must be capable of doing the deed. This may sound obvious, but until Joiner pointed it out, no one had tried to figure out why some people are able to go through with it when most are not. No matter how seriously you want to die, Joiner says, it is not an easy thing to do. The self-preservation instinct is too strong.

I don’t know, though – the doctors quoted in the article explain how anorexia can lead to social isolation and tolerance of pain, which are characteristics that make for successful suicides. But it seems to me that there’s a suicidal impulse behind anorexia itself – I realize that anorexia is more of a control thing than anything, but it seems like slowly starving yourself is on some level a pre-suicide, along the lines of initial shallow razor cuts. The article explains that anorexics tend to be socially isolated because they avoid any situations that will involve eating. But is that perhaps putting the egg before the chicken? Developing anorexia is a good way of avoiding and controlling social interactions.

Also, I feel like in memoirs of attempted suicides, people often speak about the depression being so overwhelming that physical pain simply doesn’t register – or depression being so numbing that the physical pain is a relief, in that at least it’s a feeling of something. It seems like suicide is escaping an absolutely overwhelming and constant emotional pain, and I find it hard to believe that steeling yourself for the temporary physical pain of actually committing the act can be that big of a hurdle.

Speaking of suicide, there’s a new book about the Wittgenstein family out. Wittgenstein was like the Midas of suicides – everyone he encountered seemed to do themselves in. His life could make an excellent indie dark comedy flick.

May 16, 2009

Nag You to Change

I just read Z.Z. Packer’s short story, “The Ant of the Self,” and want to quote the following exchange, in which some old guys in a bar ask the young male protagonist why he says he felt ‘relieved’ to attend the Million Man March:

I try to think. ‘I don’t know. I’m the only black kid in my class. Like a fucking mascot or something,’ I say, surprised that I said the f-word out loud, but shaking my head as though I said words like that every day. ‘I just get tired of it. You skip it for a day and it feels like a vacation. That’s why I was glad.’

There’s a round of nodding. Not sympathy, just acknowledgment.

‘Man,’ the guy with the goiter says, ‘I’m happy to hear that. You got the luxury of feeling tired. Back in the day, before you were born, couldn’t that type of shit happen.’

He seems to be saying less than he means, and looks at me, his eyes piercing, his goiter looking like he’s swallowed a lightbulb. ‘We the ones fought for you to be in school with the white folks.’ He looks behind him, as if checking if any white people are around, though that’s about as likely as Ray Bivens Jr. going sober. He lowers his voice so that he sounds almost kind. ‘We sent you to go spy on them. See how the hell those white folks make all that money! Now you talking ’bout a vacation!’

The man with the goiter is right, of course, but I think the boy is right, too. Things are always better than they used to be, and things can always be better. It seems like most people get to a certain age, and expect everything to stop where it is. They think the world is done, and get aggravated that younger people still aren’t happy. It’s like they expect the new generation to just sit around ruminating on the great work the previous generation accomplished. But each generation has its own work to do.

People are never going to stop moving, pushing forward, and wanting more and better. Society is not perfectible, so we’ll always have something to work on, and work we should. And if somehow society did manage to perfect itself, well, we’d probably have to fuck it up again to give everyone something to do. It’s the job of young people to zero in on ways in which our society is falling short, and pick at it non-stop.

Of course, I don’t myself work for change in any way. But I think everybody else ought to. I’m too busy complaining.

Although what some might call ‘complaining,’ I like to think of as ‘calling a spade a spade.’ And really, as bad a rep as complaining gets, change doesn’t entirely come from revolutions (and revolutions can’t be called out of nothing). Change mostly comes from hard work, but on a smaller scale, it also comes from nagging, bitching and whining. Change comes from being humorless. Change comes from pointing out a shortcoming over and over and over again, until nobody can ignore it. We all hate whiners, but where people won’t give money or volunteer time, they will whine and bitch and moan at everyone around them. And eventually, like water dripping on stone, that constant nagging shapes the thing it chafes against. The simplest example I can think of is lazy, hateful humor, based on stupid stereotypes. This stuff used to kill (at unmixed parties), because it didn’t require a genius to think up or understand. But then people started whining about it, saying it was hateful and not funny. It took a long time, but now those jokes fall flat as farts, so no one tells them anymore.

Which brings me to this Clint Eastwood (him again?) quote (linked to by Ann Althouse):

“You can only tell them today with one hand over your mouth otherwise you will be insulted as a racist. I find that ridiculous. In those earlier days every friendly clique had a ‘Sam the Jew’ or ‘José the Mexican’ – but we didn’t think anything of it or have a racist thought. It was normal that we made jokes based on our nationality or ethnicity. That was never a problem. I don’t want to be politically correct. We’re all spending too much time and energy trying to be politically correct about everything.”

Well, but, you know who also wouldn’t find ‘Jose the Mexican’ jokes particularly funny (other than Mexicans)? The ancient Greeks. Or Eskimo. Or 19th century Brits. Jokes are only funny insofar as they are timely. And these old race-based gems don’t kill anymore because, first of all, they’re tired, and second of all, they no longer reflect most people’s reality. I know a lot of people who are Jewish or Hispanic, but I don’t think of that as somehow hilariously noteworthy, or the central thing about them. If there’s more than one Jewish person in your circle, how do you decide which one gets known as “the Jew”? A “Jose the Mexican” joke depends on Jose being the only Mexican you know. I think these “jokes” depend on an unfamiliarity that no longer exists. Nowadays, it’s unlikely that everybody at your party will look exactly like you.

But people who still tell these jokes think that secretly, everybody thinks they’re hilarious; it’s just that everyone’s too scared to laugh. Riiiiiiight.

You know who are never P.C.? Comics. Sure, on TV and in movies, everybody has a whole list of topics they can’t touch to avoid alienating any one of dozens of advertising sponsors, but if you go to live comedy clubs, you’ll hear all sorts of jokes about every race, ethnicity, social group and class. But (some of) these jokes are funny, because they are relevant, and they reflect a reality of how people are really living now, and the assumptions that people make about each other. If the jokes are smart and hit home, people laugh.

At a certain point, if everyone has stopped laughing at your ‘Jose the Mexican’ joke, you have to blame the joke. Not the crowd.

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