Two very overweight white guys on the train, one blond with gold hoop earrings and a weird face, the other dark with a full beard:
Dark: I mean, I’m not saying — you don’t need, like, sixteen channels, but you need more than four!
Blond: Yeah, I don’t kn–
Dark: –I mean, you have four channels, and then you have four people singing – you have no more channels!
Blond: Yeah, but–
Dark: –I mean, look, I’m just trying to figure out what kind of amp you need to get this shit done.
Blond: I guess I–
Dark: I mean, it’s not gonna be, because then, you just need a mixer–
Blond: Yeah, but I feel like I can buy a mixer. Mixers aren’t that expensive.
Dark: They’re not too bad.
Blond: So then–
Dark: –I mean, I have a mixer I can lend you.
Blond: I’m just concerned about the wires. Because when we, whatever space we have, the wires have to come to, like a single, elegant point. We can’t have wires–
[Train noise.]
Blond: the wires, and I just–
Dark: –I’m telling you, man, I think we’re basically on the same page about the wires! I understand about the wires, but it’s a non-issue!
Blond: It just, it has to be a non-issue, because I can’t have, like–
Dark: –It will be a non-issue!
Blond: It has to be.
Dark: IT IS!
