MS 11/3/09: Amp

Two very overweight white guys on the train, one blond with gold hoop earrings and a weird face, the other dark with a full beard:

Dark: I mean, I’m not saying — you don’t need, like, sixteen channels, but you need more than four!

Blond: Yeah, I don’t kn–

Dark: –I mean, you have four channels, and then you have four people singing – you have no more channels!

Blond: Yeah, but–

Dark: –I mean, look, I’m just trying to figure out what kind of amp you need to get this shit done.

Blond: I guess I–

Dark: I mean, it’s not gonna be, because then, you just need a mixer–

Blond: Yeah, but I feel like I can buy a mixer. Mixers aren’t that expensive.

Dark: They’re not too bad.

Blond: So then–

Dark: –I mean, I have a mixer I can lend you.

Blond: I’m just concerned about the wires. Because when we, whatever space we have, the wires have to come to, like a single, elegant point. We can’t have wires–

[Train noise.]

Blond: the wires, and I just–

Dark: –I’m telling you, man, I think we’re basically on the same page about the wires! I understand about the wires, but it’s a non-issue!

Blond: It just, it has to be a non-issue, because I can’t have, like–

Dark: –It will be a non-issue!

Blond: It has to be.

Dark: IT IS!

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