Comments on: Elizabeth Barrett Loves Christian Bale

By: Elizabeth

Elizabeth — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:00:40 +0000

For those of you who were not at my show, it was fantastic and everything went perfectly, thanks very much.

For those of you who were there, I would again like to issue a sincere apology for events beyond my control. I swear that in rehearsals, the monkey never threw feces or bit anybody, and I had no way of knowing how he would behave under pressure. Also, again, I do not truly think that you are all a bunch of mouth-breathing morons who wouldn’t know good comedy if it flung its feces in your face. That line was in character, people. It was meant to be taken as satire.

I do apologize, however, for any traumas – physical or psychological – that my show may have caused, and I hope to see you all at future performances – tell your friends!!!

By: Quiconque

Quiconque — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 18:57:34 +0000

Sorry I missed your show. Sara says it was fantastic. I’ll try to make it next time.

By: Sara B

Sara B — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 17:34:00 +0000

Your show was fantastic. I can’t wait to see the revival.

By: Quiconque

Quiconque — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:59:54 +0000

Alas, I cannot go! I have to teach the undergraduates that night.

By: christy leigh

christy leigh — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:35:24 +0000

Funny I was looking for pics of Christian Bale and found this, ironically my mothers name is Elizabeth Barrett and she loves Christian Bale… LoL

P.S.
I know where he is this very moment