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	<description>I don&#039;t crave the warmth of your unconditional approval.</description>
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		<title>By: Elizabeth</title>
		<link>http://accismus.com/2008/10/10/in-which-i-attempt-a-date/#comment-1976</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Elizabeth]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:34:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jason - I think it was this book:

http://www.amazon.com/Keep-Your-Brain-Alive-Exercises/dp/0761110526

Q - never calling him again, sorry.

Hope - I find it really hard to believe that women insisting on sex on the first date is a frequent problem for this guy.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jason &#8211; I think it was this book:</p>
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<p style="font-size: 10px;"><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Keep-Your-Brain-Alive-Exercises/dp/0761110526" target="_blank">Keep Your Brain Alive: 83 Neurobic Exercises to Help Prevent Memory Loss and Increase Mental Fitness</a></p>
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<p>Q &#8211; never calling him again, sorry.</p>
<p>Hope &#8211; I find it really hard to believe that women insisting on sex on the first date is a frequent problem for this guy.</p>
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		<title>By: Hope</title>
		<link>http://accismus.com/2008/10/10/in-which-i-attempt-a-date/#comment-1975</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hope]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He wanted her to wear pants because girls who wear skirts on first dates expect sex.  Like they&#039;re just leavin the door open.  They are so devious.  

Wow.  So many things here blow my mind.  Not the least of which is the guinea pig transport network. 

Also this further proves my point that you, Sara and Lauren are the only tolerable people who ride the G train.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He wanted her to wear pants because girls who wear skirts on first dates expect sex.  Like they&#8217;re just leavin the door open.  They are so devious.  </p>
<p>Wow.  So many things here blow my mind.  Not the least of which is the guinea pig transport network. </p>
<p>Also this further proves my point that you, Sara and Lauren are the only tolerable people who ride the G train.</p>
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		<title>By: Quiconque</title>
		<link>http://accismus.com/2008/10/10/in-which-i-attempt-a-date/#comment-1974</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Quiconque]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Please, call him back.  Everyone on my blog wants to know about the pants.  Press him on the pants!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Please, call him back.  Everyone on my blog wants to know about the pants.  Press him on the pants!</p>
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		<title>By: Sara B</title>
		<link>http://accismus.com/2008/10/10/in-which-i-attempt-a-date/#comment-1971</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sara B]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[‘I’m only eating desserts this week,’ I replied, and stared him down.


Brilliant!]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>‘I’m only eating desserts this week,’ I replied, and stared him down.</p>
<p>Brilliant!</p>
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		<title>By: christina</title>
		<link>http://accismus.com/2008/10/10/in-which-i-attempt-a-date/#comment-1970</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[christina]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 11:19:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, I must admit that I stumbled on your blog randomly but I had to comment on this post!  WOW!  And I thought I was a freak magnet...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, I must admit that I stumbled on your blog randomly but I had to comment on this post!  WOW!  And I thought I was a freak magnet&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Jason Tyne</title>
		<link>http://accismus.com/2008/10/10/in-which-i-attempt-a-date/#comment-1969</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Jason Tyne]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This makes me miss dating...random, but do you remember the name of that book?]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This makes me miss dating&#8230;random, but do you remember the name of that book?</p>
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		<title>By: Dinner of Mortification &#171; Charismatic Megafauna by Quiconque</title>
		<link>http://accismus.com/2008/10/10/in-which-i-attempt-a-date/#comment-1967</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dinner of Mortification &#171; Charismatic Megafauna by Quiconque]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] 13, 2008 at 1:17 pm (Dating)  I&#8217;ve been bemoaning my romantic dry spell lately, but Elizabeth&#8217;s latest entry reminds me that eating dinner by myself staring out my kitchen window is not [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] 13, 2008 at 1:17 pm (Dating)  I&#8217;ve been bemoaning my romantic dry spell lately, but Elizabeth&#8217;s latest entry reminds me that eating dinner by myself staring out my kitchen window is not [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Quiconque</title>
		<link>http://accismus.com/2008/10/10/in-which-i-attempt-a-date/#comment-1966</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Quiconque]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 18:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You win.  You win.  This is better than Chicken Slinger, Mr. Purell, and the Mustache Lover.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You win.  You win.  This is better than Chicken Slinger, Mr. Purell, and the Mustache Lover.</p>
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		<title>By: Mary Jane</title>
		<link>http://accismus.com/2008/10/10/in-which-i-attempt-a-date/#comment-1965</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mary Jane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:42:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[fuck.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>fuck.</p>
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		<title>By: Mary Jane</title>
		<link>http://accismus.com/2008/10/10/in-which-i-attempt-a-date/#comment-1964</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Mary Jane]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:41:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!

This is absolutely perfect lizbit :)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER!!!!!</p>
<p>This is absolutely perfect lizbit <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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