Accismus

So, the hell with this current economic crisis – I’m far more interested in watching this John McCain guy run around!  No one can say he’s not…central!

And luckily, his second-in-command can field the tough questions while he’s off ensuring his centrality:

That’s why I say I, like every American I’m speaking with, we’re ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping, oh, it’s got to be about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and getting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and trade — we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs created in the trade sector today. We’ve got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation.

Oh, I see.  Thanks for clearing all that up.

At least Alan Fishman is having a good day.