Contrary to the rumors I have been trying to spread for some time, Disney Princess products are not contaminated with lead. More careful analysis shows that the entire product line . . . is saturated with a particularly potent time-release form of the date rape drug.
Of course, there are worse things than Disney princesses…
And while I’m linking, Christopher Hitchens on Huckabee: Isn’t it amazing how self-pitying and self-aggrandizing the religious freaks in this country are?
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