Sometimes, a writer will be very absorbed in what she is writing, so she will ignore the need to urinate until the absolute last minute. But, many times, she will have been sitting cross-legged in her chair, so that when she begins to stand up to walk to the bathroom, she will realize she cannot support herself, because her entire left leg is asleep from ankle to thigh. But because she has waited until the last minute (and the last minute is very pressing indeed, because she has had at least three giant cups of coffee), she cannot wait for her leg to wake itself up, and so must make an immediate and crucial decision: should she drag herself along the floor to the bathroom, or should she pee in her chair? What do you think?
Dangers Inherent in Writing
2 Comments to “Dangers Inherent in Writing”
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Well, if she really wants to go back to writing faster, she should drag herself along the floor to the bathroom. See, if she pees in the chair, she will have to clean the chair before sitting back down and writing – and certainly she wouldn’t put a ‘p’ bottom in a clean chair . . .so she would have to bathe as well, thus, prolonging the act of writing even more!
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i thought only old farty aunts had that problem.
